Knock jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!