Killer jokes
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
When you try to sneak something
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
Community talk
should we bring back public executions and lynching's for pedophiles and serial killers lmfao it would be so good for the economy generate so much money. profitable generate so much money + deter the public from committing these crimes.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more
i stepped on a corn flake, now i'm a cereal killer