Killer jokes

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

A joke.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.

Oh, wait... never mind...

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Why did Hitler kill himself?

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!