Killer jokes
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
It was just a big hunter killer drone.