What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers serial killers are wanted
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Do [or "Oh, do"] you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes [or "Oh, yes"], I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
if you kill a killer the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
it was just a big hunter killer drone
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
A Joke
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
