Killer jokes
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
I killed my cat.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!