Killer jokes
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Memes
When you try to sneak something
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
It was just a big hunter killer drone.