Kill jokes
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
saddest youtube comment :(
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Kill yourself, hoes!