Kill jokes
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why did the orphan kill himself?
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Please don't kill [me].
Kill yourself, hoes!