911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
i killed my cat
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
what kills you????
suicide
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaur
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression
kill yourself in anyway. Im doing it the HIGHway.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
