Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
i killed my cat
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression