Kids jokes

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.