Kids jokes
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Hollow Knight Meme
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!