Kids jokes

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

What do emo kids and bananas have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Kid: Knock knock!

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents XD

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What's your fav color?

"Emo kid hanging."

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.