Kids jokes

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.