Kids jokes
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Memes
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.