As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Kids Jokes
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
