Kids jokes
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.