I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Kids Jokes
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
