Kids jokes

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

I can smell your kids!

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."