Kids jokes

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their family.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?