Kids jokes
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Memes
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.