Kids jokes
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
An obese kid farts.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.