Kids jokes
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Memes
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.