Kids jokes
When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.