Kids jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.