Kids jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"