Kids jokes
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.