What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Kids Jokes
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Get off of here, kids!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
