Kids jokes

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.