Kids jokes
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Am I the only one here?
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.