Kids jokes
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!