Kids jokes

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.