Kids jokes
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.