Kids jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.