Kids jokes

Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?

Dad:

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

Why do my kids die?

Stinky Oussy :D

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.

Mum: And that is?

*Kid walks out.*

*Kid comes back in with milk.*

Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.