Kids jokes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.