Kids jokes
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.