Kids jokes
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Memes
School days
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad: