Kids jokes
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Memes
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.