Kids jokes
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.