Kids jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Memes
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.