Kids jokes
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)