Kids jokes

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"