Kids jokes
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!