Kids jokes
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.