Kids jokes

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.