Kids jokes

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)