Kids jokes
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.