Kids jokes

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Can emo kids get happy meals?

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.