Kids jokes
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Memes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.