Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Kids Jokes
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
