Kids jokes
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Memes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.