Kids jokes

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.