there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor
whats your fav colur "emo kid hanging
Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van well it’s been two years and he still hasn’t gotten into the van
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
