Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
