Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.