Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
