Kid

Kid jokes

School

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Bang

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Lamp

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Memes

Emo

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

School

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Question

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?

Me:?

Dad

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Santa

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.