Kid jokes
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."