Kid jokes

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.