Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
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Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK Whats that? said the orphans attractive brilliant cute darling ellegant funny georgeous and hot Whats the ijk Im just kidding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted
I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G
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what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
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who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
