What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
