Kid jokes
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.