Kid jokes

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)