Kid jokes
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
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What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.