Kid jokes
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Memes
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."