Kid jokes
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Memes
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...