Kid jokes

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.