Kid

Kid Jokes

Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally

I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw, The retarded kid yells see,saw because he sees a saw

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.