Kid

Kid jokes

School

    • There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

    She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

    Son said, "But I can't see."

    Mom said, "That's the point."

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    • Orphan

    • Why can't orphans really play baseball?

    Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

    Emo

    • The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

    Kid memes

    Lamp

    • I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

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    • Friend

    • My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

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    • Orphan

    • I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

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    • Sunglasses

    • God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

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    • Parent

    • A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

    And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

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    • Dad

    • The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not your dad."

    Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

    The quiet kid says, "AK."

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    • Orphanage

    • When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.