Kid jokes

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)