Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints

what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids company.

What animal can jump the highest

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?

the child has no trouble shooting

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Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped

He won’t stand against the three of us!

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My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."