Kid jokes
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
the one kid in your class that eats super loud
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”