Kid jokes
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.