Kid Jokes

me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/

What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels

When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus? You poke it on

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

25 disabled kids

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self

What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?

"Id like to Kashoot up this school."

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"

Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*

TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)

If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair

an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock

Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"