Kid jokes
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Memes
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.