Kid jokes
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Memes
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.