Kid

Kid jokes

Light

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Shot

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Gum

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Dad

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Wall

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Murder

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

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  • School

    Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

    Autistic kid

    What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

    Principal

    Principal: β€œWhy did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

    Kid: β€œWhatever!”

    Principal: β€œWhy did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

    Kid: β€œDoesn't matter!”

    Principal: β€œWhy did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

    Kid: β€œOh well!”

    Principal: β€œWhy did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

    Kid: β€œI'm trying not to kill myself!”

    AK

    Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

    Kid: AK!

    Everyone else: πŸšͺ πŸƒπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏβ€β™€οΈ πŸŽ’ πŸƒπŸ»

    Life

    Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

    Orphanage

    All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

    What's that? said the orphans.

    Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

    What's the IJK?

    I'm just kidding! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Mom

    Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

    Kid: Sure.

    Mom: Knock knock.

    Kid: Who's there?

    Mom: Not yo.

    Kid: Not yo who?

    Mom: Not yo father.

    Kid: Not yo husband either.

    Pedophile

    What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

    They both shoot when they see kids.