Kid jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...