Kid Jokes

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid

When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

the Parkland kids

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what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common

They never get old

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

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Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds

I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger. A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land

Kid:ok

Bring kid to the orphanages.

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...