Kid

Kid jokes

Sandbox

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Suicide

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

Test

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Bullying

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Pistol

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

School

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

Pi

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Father

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

Trip

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

Song

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Dad

Similarity

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.