A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Kid Jokes
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
