Kid jokes
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Memes
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.