Kid jokes
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Memes
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.