Kid

Kid Jokes

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.

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I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!

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So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom