I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"
Is it ok to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
warning this is dark
how do u knock out 26 kids in one punch give em a sandy hook
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*