Kid jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣