some kids at school made fun of me for playing halo, so i gave them a halo

What flowers are on your face

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark…

Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said “yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy.”

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash

just kidding

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it … and u see a Glock shape in his pocket

Why wouldn’t Mrs Grapes 🍇 leave her children behind?

Because she loves raisin kids.

Steven hawking walks into a bar… no I’m just kidding.

Kid: I have the corona virus

Nurse: here is an ice pack

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?