I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid
they both hang from trees
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
