Kid jokes
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”