Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's common in vampires and American kids ?
They both don't get old .
Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid “ ohhahahhahhahahahahal
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
A bully says "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid. Then the gay kid days 10 X 0 is still 0.
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
