pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van well it’s been two years and he still hasn’t gotten into the van
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
i was playing fortnite with a kid then i heard there emo sister in the background and it sounded like they were playing fortnite to with the pistol shot and all
Romdom: What are ur hobbies?
Me: bullying kids in WhatsApp group's💀
i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
