Kid jokes
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.