Kid jokes
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."