Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.
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Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
Shit Iβm never gonna try commit suicide again ,I almost died
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ‘οΈβ¬ οΈ
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
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Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
