Juice Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Life

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

Banana

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Memes

Friend

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

Current

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

Banana

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

Death

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

Memes

Turkey

A bottle of peach flavored iced tea called "didi" is being held in a hand. Text overlays the image: "Tf going on in Turkey bru? They done give me the Diddy juice."

Bit

FR

A picture of Gollum from the movie "Lord of the Rings" holding a vape with the text "When you only have a little bit of juice left."

Memes

@BreezyCarter
Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs
up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I
squat down and lay the eggs like a hen
and hubby will eat them coated with my
juices →

Wife

The image is a collage of two YouTube video frames, followed by an image of Thanos. The first video is titled "How to Make Hulk Juice!" and shows a man holding up a glass of red liquid. The second video is titled "My Wife Left Me" and shows the same man looking sad and surprised. Below these two images is Thanos looking determined with the caption "A small price to pay for Hulk Juice."

Wine

Oh

A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."

Gatorade

help people

A grey humanoid meme character is looking from the left. A hand is pressing a toy alligator into a citrus juicer and there is a bottle of red Gatorade on the right. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Music

how i feel listing to juice wrld

A person with dreadlocks and a neutral facial expression. A blurry silhouette of a person sitting on a chair is visible in the background.

Calorie

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

Mango

Those who know

The image shows four faces of troll face in different expressions surrounding a bottle and a box of mango juice with the words "MONGO MANGO" on the box. Above it says "Those who know: 👀"

Football

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

Community

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

I usually have the answer to the question, but i'm gonna be quiet, this time - JUICE WRLD

🕆︎Vαʅҽɳƚιɳαα!!☆

Cranberry juice and apple cider cocktail 😻

JUICE WLRD IS BACK!!!! BRO RESPAWNED!!!!!!

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