Juice jokes

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.