Juice jokes

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

You make the juice go through my power brick.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.