Juice jokes
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
how i feel listing to juice wrld
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"