What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.
One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
