Juice jokes
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.
One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!