Juice

Juice Jokes

Tree

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Poop

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Perk

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Song

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Coffin

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Tampon

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Legend

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

Life

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

Banana

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.