Juice jokes
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
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What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.