Juice

Juice Jokes

what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”

what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld

u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice

u mess with goose he hang u with noose

What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.

why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? becuse it needed lemin ade(not the cool tipe of sick the one where you are in the hospital)lemin ade 1st ade

why satan dint stoped sanding mesaages to god about hell?

cause they made a juice out of him

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other's mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that's why it's called a strawberry shortcake

What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber