Juice

Juice jokes

Goose

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Orange Juice

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Tree

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Memes

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Poop

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Guy

Adoption

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Perk

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

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  • Song

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

    Coffin

    Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

    Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.