Juice jokes

You make the juice go through my power brick.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?

Forever 21.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.

One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.