Joke

Joke jokes

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Banana

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!

Grape

What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Eye

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

Guy

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?

Heaven

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

Similarity

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

Ramp

Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there wasn’t a ramp.

Skeleton

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

Nun

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

Dog

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Friend

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.