Joke jokes
I love silly jokes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.