Joke jokes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
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Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.