Joke jokes
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Community talk
Why are all the jokes just weird now wth
Hi guys, this will be my final post on wje. i really hope you all read it. Anyways, with college coming up soon, and my life getting busier i’d figure i just write yall a goodbye post because half of yall deserve it. now i know back then i was really immature and didn’t care about this site really but in the end i did love u all and cared for each and everyone one of yall individually. anyways ima start by saying tha… Read more
I was born at a very young age.