Joke jokes
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.