Joke jokes
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.