Joke jokes

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?

He had no-body to go with.

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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

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Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?

The wheelchair. 😑

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

The is the no the yes yes the no the.

Balls.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.