What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Joke Jokes
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
