Joke jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.