Joke jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.