Joke jokes
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
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The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️