What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Joke Jokes
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
