Joke jokes
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
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Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.