Joke jokes
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!