Joke jokes
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!