Joke

Joke jokes

Dick

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

People

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

Vegetable

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Wheel

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Log

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."

Emo

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

Condom

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Mom

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?