Joke jokes
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷