What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Joke Jokes
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
