Joke jokes
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)