Joke

Joke jokes

Bean

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

Orphan

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Police

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Shooter

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

Child

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Orphan

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

People

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Drama

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Cow

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂

Bullet

"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.

Emo

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

Beef

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Town

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.