Joke jokes
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.