Joke jokes
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.