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The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
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