Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!