Joke

Joke jokes

People

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Drama

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Cow

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂

Bullet

"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.

Emo

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

Beef

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Town

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Milk

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Condensed.

Condensed who?

Condensed milk.

Nun

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

Wing

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Skeleton

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

Dog

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Friend

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.