What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Joke Jokes
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
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Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
