Joke jokes
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I love silly jokes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.