Joke jokes
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
I love silly jokes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.