Joke jokes
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.