Joke jokes
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The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.