Joke jokes

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Condensed.

Condensed who?

Condensed milk.

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

I love silly jokes.

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn't that funny.

So I just Snickered.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.