Joke jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.