Joke jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.