Joke jokes
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?