Joke

Joke jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Yolk

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

American

You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.

But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.

Anthem

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

Pedophile

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

Sex

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

Wordplay

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

Chocolate

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn't that funny.

So I just Snickered.

House

MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

MAN 2) No.

MAN 1) Neither did he.

Wife

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.

Paper

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

People

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

Butter

Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."