Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.