Joke jokes
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!