Joke jokes
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
I love silly jokes.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.