Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Joke Jokes
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I love silly jokes.
