Joke jokes
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣