Joke jokes
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.