Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Joke Jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
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The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
