Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.