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"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
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