Joke jokes
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
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What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Guess what, chicken butt?
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!