Joke jokes
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Guess what, chicken butt?
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.