Joke jokes
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"