Joke jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.