Joke jokes
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.