Joke jokes
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.