Joke jokes
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Guess what, chicken butt?
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>