The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
Joke Jokes
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
This website hahahahahahaha!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
