Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Joke Jokes
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
