Joke jokes
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.