Joke jokes
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What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
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What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.