Joke jokes

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Balls.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Home Depot.

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!