Joke jokes
My life, there, that was the joke.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
This website hahahahahahaha!
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.