Joke jokes
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why didnβt Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because itβs a staircase, not a ramp.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. π
Why canβt Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasnβt a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"