Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Joke Jokes
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
