Joke jokes
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You are the joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
The best joke. (This Form)
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?