Joke jokes
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Joke Tide.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.