Joke jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.