Joke jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
You are.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!