Joke jokes
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.