Joke jokes

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

I'm ticked off by this tick joke!

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

This is not a joke.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

I'm the joke, bitch.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

You are the joke.

You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.