Joke jokes

Don't crack this joke up!

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

First (DYM 68).

RIP Candace.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

Can February march?

No, but April may.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!