Joke

Joke jokes

Ice

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Knock

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

People

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Thot

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Alzheimer's disease

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

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    Charlie Kirk

    President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

    That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

    Wheelchair

    My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

    Door

    Why would doors do well on social media?

    Everyone looks for their handles.

    Drink

    Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

    Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

    Golfer

    I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?