Joke jokes

This is a joke. Laugh!

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

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The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

I don't have time to write this joke.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.