Joke jokes
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Ăa sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ăa sent drĂ´le!)
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they wonât get it?
Don't crack this joke up!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
This joke is short, or is it đ that your LOL lipop?
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
What do you call a favorite joke that isnât your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
First (DYM 68).
RIP Candace.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
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I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?