Joke jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
These jokes make me want to die.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?