Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Joke Jokes
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
This is so damn funny!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
