Joke

Joke jokes

Flag

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Mom

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

9/11

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Emo

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

People

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

Grace

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Website

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

Cancer

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

Bun

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!

Cancer

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

Bunch

What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

Cheek

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

Difference

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.