Joke jokes
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
This is so damn funny!
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!