Joke jokes
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!