Joke jokes
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
These jokes make me want to die.
This is so damn funny!
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.