Joke jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.