Joke jokes
"Spell ICUP."
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!