Joke jokes

What kind of number hates nuts?

17.

Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.

Friend: You have to be able to stand up.

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

These jokes make me want to die.

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Why do people laugh at mountains?

Because they're HILLarious!

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

This is so damn funny!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.

I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!

I am an Indian joke.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."