What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Joke Jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
