Joke jokes
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
This is so damn funny!
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
These jokes make me want to die.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.