Joke jokes
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Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!