Joke jokes
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.