Joke jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
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I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
These jokes make me want to die.
This is so damn funny!
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.