Fatherless jokes.
Joke Jokes
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
