Joke jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈