Joke jokes
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Lenard is a joke.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Fatherless jokes.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.