Joke

Joke jokes

Type

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Ketchup

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Mirror

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Hitler

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Mom

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Test

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Depression

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.