Joke jokes
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"