Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Mom

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Orphanage

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Emo

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Adoption

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Finger

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.