Joke jokes
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.