Joke jokes
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Lenard is a joke.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!