Joke jokes
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.