Joke jokes

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Lenard is a joke.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Skeppy is the joke.