Joke jokes
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!