Joke jokes
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.