Joke jokes
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
"Spell ICUP."
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.