Joke jokes
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?