Joke jokes
These jokes make me want to die.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.