Joke jokes
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!