What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Joke Jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
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I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
