Joke jokes
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.