Joke

Joke jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Note

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Rapist

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

Blanket

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

John Cena

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh---

MOOOO!

People

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Cancer

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Butter

Did you hear the rumors about butter?

Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.