Joke

Joke jokes

Planet

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

Flag

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

9/11

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Grace

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Emo

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

Emo

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Video

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Dementia

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Emo

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

People

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

NASA

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

Bun

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!

Star

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Body

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.