Joke jokes
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."