Joke jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.