What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Joke Jokes
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I am an Indian joke.
