Joke jokes
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!