Joke jokes
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.