Joke jokes
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.