Joke jokes
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈