Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!