People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Joke Jokes
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
