Joke jokes
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!